NOTICE FOR BOAT PARK USERS

[Chris Partridge]

[nigel]

Is this "Swan Upmanship", or merely a Cygneture event???
-.....very appropriate in this third week of July......

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/20/what-is-swan-upping

and just for info, I shall hopefully have the last soil dressing washed in by the rain that is forecast.
Don't walk on it -it will attack your shoes!

[Chris Partridge]

It just amused me. Lots more hilarious Chinese -> English translations here:
http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-chinese-translation-fails/

Those of you employed by the NHS might care to take a look at the hospital signpost about half way down under "Examinations".

[Teri]

What even more than the current "swan supplied" grass dressing Nigel?