Call to arms ( oars ), weather and numbers permitting. We will endeavour to join Lord Raglan on his campaign to down a pint, before retreating to Langstone to recount tales of the battle.
The Lord Raglan thanks you all for volunteering. We will form 3 squadrons and commence the 'ATTACK' at 10.30 hrs local time prompt.
Room for 1 more reserve.
Sorry I cannot join you but you may wish to give his lordship a bell to check what time he is likely to unlock the alehouse as I think it will be closed between 3pm and 5.30pm😱